PEPITO IN SCHOOL
It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class; as the
teacher walked in the classroom, she noticed something was
written on the chalkboard: "T T T 1 A"
She looked at the children and said, "Who wrote this?" Johnny raises his hand
and says, "I did, teacher."
"Well, what does that mean, Johnny?" asked the teacher.
Johnny answers, "It means, 'To The Teacher 1 Apple'," and with that, he gave the
teacher an apple.
"Very good," says the teacher, "Thank you."
The next morning, the teacher walks in the classroom, and
notices, once again, something written on the board. This time, the chalkboard
reads: "T T T 1 O"
She asked the children, "Who wrote this?"
Then Mary answers, "I did, teacher."
The teacher says, "Well, Mary, what does that mean?"
Mary says, "It means, 'To The Teacher 1 Orange'," and she gives the teacher an
orange.
"Very nice, Mary, thank you", said the teacher.
The next morning, she walks in the classroom, and she noticed on the chalkboard
"F**C K 1 T"
Disappointed, the teacher exclaimed, "WHO WROTE THIS!!"
Then Pepito raises his hand and says, "I did, teacher."
Angrily, the teacher asks, "Well, what does this mean, Pepito?"
"It means, 'From Us Cuban Kids, 1 Tamal