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Man naked waist down nabbed after chase

Manteca, California, US. A suspect with no pants or underwear on broke his ankles trying to flee from Ripon Police Wednesday. Jonas M. Navarrete, 30, of Manteca, was apprehended on the roof of a shed and taken to San Joaquin County Hospital at around 9 p.m. The entire affair began when Ripon police officers noticed a black BMX bycicle around 8 p.m. that had a defective headlamp and had made an illegal left turn. Officers tried to stop the BMX as it entered southbound Highway 99, and a pursuit ensued. According to Ripon Police, speeds reached 100 mph. The suspect exited the freeway at Hammet Road in Salida and continued on northbound 99, returning to Ripon. Eventually, the suspect abandoned the bycicle. The suspect ran, apparently without any pants - or as Ripon Police put it "<i>nude from the waist down</i>" - jumped a fence, and fell off a roof. It was the fall that broke his ankles, he told police later. Two other police officers joined in the foot pursuit, tracking Navarrete to a shed, where he gave up. He told police he ran from them because he was embarrassed, apparently about his lack of pants.

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[Clan eLi] Update 21.Feb.2005

Shh sorry por durar tanto la verdad es q mucho brete el dia de hoy pero aki esta el balance general.... espero no ver muchas amarillas el dia de hoy...eLi]Hades 25-20/55.56 %eLi]Nez 24-18/57.14 %eLi]SwArM 53-14/79.10 %eLi]X-Death 47-38/55.29 %eli]Gaspar 51-45/53.13 %eLi]Kurai 14-14/50.00 %eli]Rylai 54-33/62.07 %eli]Falco 24-30/44.44 %eLi]DarkBocker 41-35/53.95 %eLi]Inferix 23-26/46.94 % ---- Amarilla Faltaron 3 games.eLi]Ethereal 6-1/85.71 % ---- Amarilla Faltaron 9 gameseLi]Psytech 26-15/63.41 %eLi]Preto 24-24/50.00 %eLi]Squall 4-4/50.00 % ---- Amarilla Faltaron los 11 gameseLi]DK 5-6/45.45 % ---- Amarilla Faltaron 11 Gameseli]Blade 10-10/50.00 % eli]Indio 8-9/47.06 %eli]Zaguate 15-12/55.56 %Bueno wow q dicha, la verdad esperaba mas gente con amarillas pero al parecer son 4 nada mas, acuerdensen que si para esta no logran jugar los 11 games, mas los que faltaron entonces tendran la roja y quedaran fuera del clan...Gracias sigan entrenando!!! Durante la semana pasada le hemos estado dando de todo, 2v2, 3v3 hasta 4v4 ha estado muy tuanis sigan jugando ^^y

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Hall of Justice pronounces

After the US made public its <a href="http://www.gamingcr.com/forums/blog/xygvot/index.php?cmd=showentry&eid=17">plans to invade Mars</a> last thursday, the <b>Hall of Justice</b> has come to a decision. Based upon proofs provided by the US Army, in which is stated that Marvin the Martian is a <i>tiranic military dictator</i>, Hall of Justice's current president, Lex Luthor, has declarated as "<i>completely dumb and stupid</i>" Bush's intentions. Luthor also states that "<i>Marv and i have been very good friend over the last decade, and he would not rule with an iron hand his planet</i>". Hall of Justice's maximum representative also said that he has "<a href="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:GqcPWZiklvIJ:henning.homelinux.org/henning/PHPhotoalbum/albums/userpics/bush-saddam.jpg"><i>irrefutable material</i></a>" in his power, that shows how Bush and his <i>friend</i> Saddam Hussein "<i>mocked about the world last year, when both faked a war</i>". A declaration by the Bush administration is yet to be released. <center><img src="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:MlAj1CUC41QJ:www.sufferingsappho.com/pbg/shop/SFlexluthor.jpg"> <h5>Lex Luthor leaving Hall of Justice's press room, this afternoon.</h5></center>

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Police with new resources

Camberra, Australia. At the Camberra Police Department, work has been getting quite busy. Robbery and criminal activity has increased twice since last year. So to help the force to battle this out, Camberran Police Chief, Dan Lutella has recruited new police dogs. "<i>These dogs are very special</i>" states Lutella, when asked about what's so special about these dogs he says: "<i>[...] they can pick up a gun, and aim and shoot you down. We've been givin'em some drugs we've seized to improve their reflexes and make them more competitive. Sometimes they get a little crazy, but with an overdose they calm down.</i>" Although it's an odd addition to the police department, it seems the new <i>officers</i> have been very valuable. Criminals are being captured by very extreme means: Testicule biting techniques are the most feared among the bad doers. "<i>And the best feature of all, we don't have to pay'em salaries, so we can spend all the contributors' money at night clubs and donnas</i>" concluded a proud Lutella. <center><img src="http://www.dogsinthenews.com/issues/0205/pictures/police_dog.jpg"> <h5><i>Officer</i> "Testes Reaper" on duty</h5></center>

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5 Cosas que me encantan

1. Un sketch de SNL que me haga perder el aliento2. All-you-can-eat3. Los sábados4. Un buen game, tanto, que al final no importa quién gana o quién pierde5. Una buena canción en el momento justo para escucharla

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Mi regla para comprar un Celular

Tengo una regla sencilla para seleccionar un celular: No debe costar más de ¢100,000.oo.Esta regla me ha tomado años en madurarla, pero la experiencia y el haber tenido celular por más de 7 años me lo reafirma.Estas son mis razones:- Un celular no aguanta más de un año. Por más fuerte y bien hecho que esté, después de un año empieza un proceso de degradación insostenible. Digamos que niegue lo inevitable, el celular me durará año y medio. Una inversión de más de ¢100K a lo largo de un año no tiene sentido.- Un celular que cueste más de ¢100,000.oo contendrá funciones que no me serán útiles. Solamente necesito que pueda hacer y recibir llamadas, que pueda enviar y recibir mensajes de texto, y que contenga algún tipo de directorio de teléfonos. No necesito cámara, radio, themes, parlante, micrófono, y mp3, entre otros "mickies" que sencillamente no voy a utilizar.

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"Hunger is the best spice"

No hace mucho escuche esa frase..aparente tomada de la serie "Cowboy Beebop" (una excelente serie anime, les recomiendo a los que no lo han visto a verla!! ) y me parece un excelente frase, pero mas que nada porque es demasiado cierto.Nunca han tenido tanta hambre que hasta las cosas que no te gustan o bueno no gustas tanto te saben a gloria, cada bocado sabe cada vez peor...hasta que al final..pues de nuevo no te gusta...(pues vas perdiendo el hambre..), pero los primeros bocados... nunca has probado nada mejor..Lo mismo podemos decir de la sed, después de una mejenga, uno se lleva una sed de diablos....ve un botella goteando de frio liquido...cualkiera que sea...(siempre y cuando no sea orines y algo por estilo....por creo que ni la mejor especia ayuda en ese caso...) y la toma...lentamente introduce el liquido a la boca...de nuevo siente como recorre la gloria por todo el cuerpo...cada trago menos sabroso...hasta que al final volvio a ser una simple botella de liquido...de la cual tomas...y dices...pues hmmmm.... ....

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Supplier sued for 'flatulent' footwear

The customer complaints were unrelenting: With every step they took, their shoe insoles made a very offensive sound: The sound of someone farting. "<i>It very nearly put us out of business</i>" said Garret Luna, an officer with Cousy Products Inc. The company had to throw away at least 35,000 pairs, said attorney Robert Cassuel. Cousy Products Inc. sued a former supplier, Marc Labs, accusing it of delivering the wrong chemical that caused bubbles to form inside the insoles. When people stepped on them, the inserts produced "<i>a flatulence-like noise</i>" according to a report by a Cousy's chemist, John Lubo. These <i>farting</i> shoes have costed the company $200,000 to $250,000 in loses.

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Surgery waits man for drastic measures

Galati, Romania. A Romanian man ended up in hospital after putting a piece of string around his penis to avoid going to the toilet. Vasile Barbulescu now faces months of complicated surgery to correct the damage caused, according to local press. He was taken to a hospital in Galati, south-eastern Romania, where he admitted wrapping string around his penis to put off going to the toilet until he got home. Doctors say they are unsure whether they can repair the damage and say he faces repeated surgery. Dr Alexandru Iurea, who treated the man, said: "<i>He told us he had tied it really tight. When we finally got it off we saw his penis had massive injuries, and could not pee</i>." <center><img width="97" height="97" src="http://www.thebathroomaccessoryshop.com/Urban%20Steel/Urban%20Steel%20Signs/Do%20not%20pee.jpg"></center>

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US plans on Mars invasion

Washington D.C., USA.<br><br> Majors Stratton Hooligan and Grean Berrett made a public announcement in which is<br> stated the United States will to invade planet Mars.<br> Among the reasons named for such a decision are:<br> <br> -"<i>Secret video shown Saturday morning reveals that Marvin the Martian is a brutal<br> military dictator.</i>"<br><br> -"<i>Return peace, democracy and liberty to all martians.</i>"<br> <br> But general media has heard from another source the '<i>true</i>' intentions of the Bush<br> administration behind this yankee plan:<br><br> -"<i>If there was water on Mars, there might have been life. If there was life on Mars, <br> then there must be dead things. If there are dead things, there might be fossil fuels.</i>"<br><br> -"<i>Mars itself is an intermediate goal, the ultimate prize is the natural gas of <u>Uranus</u></i>."<br><br> Whether or not Bush will go ahead with his plan, remains to be seen when a motion<br> by the UN is presented this friday to the <b>Hall of Justice</b>.<br><br> <center><img src="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:OWBK7ignKpIJ:www.gargaro.com/webpages/icreated/marvin.gif"><img height="84" src="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:BxIOZP61nfsJ:www.buttafly.com/media/friendster_satire/osama.jpg"><h5>Are these two planning something evil?</h5></center>

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Israeli leader molested by ghost

Tel Aviv, Israel.<br> <br> According to government representatives, israeli prime Minister, Ariel Sharon has had<br> contact with the undying ghost of legendary palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat.<br><br> Arafat has been making requests on behalf of his people by some unorthodox means.<br> "<i>He (Arafat) has been showing up in Sharon's dreams, mirrors, underwear and home toilets</i>"<br> states a reliable israeli source. <br><br> Sharon's most valuable ally and personal friend, president George W. Bush has offered <br> help. "<i>We can bomb Iran to stop this madness</i>" said Bush when consulted about the situation.<br> <br> As for now, israeli authorities have classified this as an "<i>Undead Terrorist Attack</i>" made<br>by palestinians in their last effort to end over 50 years of disputes. <br><br><br> <center><img src="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:IUZJSrW-lYwJ:www.pipebombnews.com/readerimages/arafat.gif"><img width="102" height="115" src="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:rd2D5wPVXAcJ:news.xinhuanet.com/ziliao/2002-09/04/xinsrc_cef7f7b612d74719858e9f120f4aacde.jpg"><br><h6><i>hey! buddy! over here!</i></h6></center>

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Frenchies to stop nuclear tests

Paris, France. <br><br> French President <b>Jacques Cirac</b> announced today the stop of nuclear tests in the East Indian sea. <br> The ecologists' representative, <b>Sponge Bob Squarepants</b>, said this was a like a "<i>big pineapple, baha!</i>".<br> Furthermore, the cooperation between both authorities will allow the preservation of endangered<br> species (including indonesians), and prevent any more tsunamis in the area. <br><br> <center><img src="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:WxjaGzO6IAwJ:www.command-post.org/2_archives/cirac.jpg"><img width="90" height="97" src="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:PJ-znGXmndsJ:www.ballscasten.com/jokes/images/1_14_03/sponge-bob.jpg"><br> <h5>President Cirac addressing Sponge Bob via tele interview</h5> </center>

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5 cosas que no soporto

1. Teletubies.2. "Arroz con Leche" de Kike de Heredia y su Grupo Carnaval. Regaetton y sus estrellas, lideradas por "Don Omar"3. "50-0" y 100% son headshots4. "Tiene un mensaje en su casillero de voz, presione 1 para oírlo..."5. Maphack

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Toothpaste screws boy's puberty

A 12 year old kid at West Virginia, IL, USA, has been reported to have an abnormal penis enlargement as a side effect due to the extensive use of a toothpaste."He used the toothpaste three times a day, just like everybody else" said worried mother Jansen Longwood.This is the third case reported worldwide, the first two coming from South Afrika. The toothpaste brand has not made a public announcement referring to the incident for now, but it is known that both, the kid's family and the involved company are making the proper arrangements for a future sue.

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Dalai Lama cancels quickie marriage

The Dalai Lama returned to Spain for the first time since his Euro tour last fall. While at first the nature of this visit was unknown, it was soon discovered that the Dalai Lama had come back to Barcelona to get an annulment for his whirlwind marriage to Mariana Canseca, 22, an aerobics instructor from La Coruña.A spokesman for the Dalai claimed that the couple had "simply made a mistake. The Dalai Lama had originally perceived Miss Canseca as a 'kind and ancient soul of wisdom', but in retrospect he doesn't know what the hell he was thinking."The Dalai Lama said through an interpreter that "life is nothing but a learning experience". He added that one day he hopes to "stop learning with my zipper".

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Warcraft 3: 1.18 out!

Today, Battle.net admins released a statement in which they claim that the anticipated patch 1.18 for their RTS hit The Frozen Throne, has been put on beta testing on the WestFall Server.Changes include:Night Elves:-New: Warden Fan of Knives nerfed to 0,0001 hp damage for every hit. Overuse of this ability will make the Warden dizzy and slow at walking, approaching to realistic simulation of real life physics.-New: Warden Blink ability will only be able to be used once a day, the use of the ability more than once a day will send the Warden to a time-space collapse and hence the death of the hero. This will be addressed in a future patch.-New: "cheeseness" factor added. If a Night Elf player is not abusing the game enough, the player's main Tree of Life will unroot every 20 seconds.-New: Night Elf population cap limited to 20. Having more than that implies High Upkeep.Undead:-New: Death Coil offensive damage increased: level 1: 4000 hps level 2: 5500 hps with chain-lightning effect (capped up to 8 units) level 3: 6700 hps with Starfall effect (it additionally heals any undead unit in range) -New: Banshees' Possesion spell range has been increased to the whole map.-New: Frost Wyrm breed abitility: a frost wyrm can give birth to 3 adult frosties when focus fired by orc head hunters/batriders.-New: Abominations can cast "Desease Fart".-New: Ghouls have Devour ability. Human:-New: fast expansion attemps will invoke a Creep attack at the human's main base.General:-Added: control group assingment by unit accent (dwarves cannot be in the same group as priests/sorceresses) So far, this is what has been said about the new patch. More as soon as Blizzard releases info.

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Planet Hoth :: Rezeña de una batalla

Esto ocurrió no hace mucho tiempo, en un lugar no muy lejano. A decir verdad, fue en mi computador, y la experiencia la viví a través del juego Star Wars Galactic Battleground. Esta es mi historia tal y como la sentí.Estoy en el hangar de la base. El ruido de las alarmas se confunde con los gritos de la gente y sobre todo, con las explosiones que suenan como truenos de una tormenta cercana.A unos pocos pasos está el Snowspeeder, listo para ser domado cual bestia poderosa, pero dócil a la vez.Veo robots que pasan a mi lado, con un frenesí que casi pareciera indicar que poseen vida.La escena me abruma y por un instante me quedo petrificado observando el caos. En eso lo oigo. Es la voz cual balde de agua que me despierta en un instante: "La base está bajo ataque. Protejan el Generador"Las alarmas. Los gritos. Los truenos. Las luces. Todo desaparece en mi mente. Decido correr hacia mi Snowspeeder. LO enciendo, me elevo un par de metros del suelo, y recuerdo por un momento una de las frases más célebres que he escuchado en mi vida:"Usa la Fuerza"Acelero y salgo del hangar-caverna y doblo a la izquierda. La imagen es indescriptible. Es una batalla cruenta. Veo a mis fuerzas siendo atacadas por artillería pesada y fuerzas fuertemente armadas. Sin embargo, al pasar la primera colina, veo mi objetivo: Un grupo de AT-ATs se dirige, lenta, pero decididamente hacia el generador que debo proteger.Me dirijo hacia el primer transporte armado, tratando de esquivar los cañones que disparan cual lluvia de láser. Mi nave salta, algunos circuitos explotan, pierdo por un momento el control pero lo recupero casi inmediatamente. Estuvo cerca pienso.Cruzo por un lado de mi objetivo. No voy a poder atacarlo de frente. Decido dar la vuelta y atacarlo por detrás. Me elevo y en picada me dirijo sin dejar de disparar hacia el cuerpo del AT-AT.Para aprovechar mi posición paso por entre sus inmensas patas mecánicas. "Eso no va a ser suficiente" pienso,"debo aplicar otra estrategia". Entonces oigo el mensaje: "El primer transporte ha despegado". Un respiro de alivio, pero solo para agarrar más impulso.Ocurrió en ese instante. Fue algo súbito, inesperado. No sé exactamente de dónde vino. Pero sí se exactamente lo que provocó. Mi nave perdió el control y fui a estrellarme contra la nieve.Corrí lo más rápido que pude hacia los cañones de defensa. En eso, una explosión a mi costado me hizo ver la gravedad de la situación; había que parar a los AT-ATs.Tomé posición y empecé a disparar. Dirigí toda la fuerza hacia las patas mecánicas del transporte. Pero aún así seguía avanzando.En eso vi lo que pensé en su momento era la única solución: un Snowspeeder le dio la vuelta a uno de los transportes, disparó su arpón y, tal cual criatura enredada en una cuerda, el AT-AT se vino hacia adelante cayendo a la nieve.Aprovechamos el momento para que todos, en unísono, le disparáramos. La explosión fue espectacular. En eso se oyó el anuncio:"¡El segundo transporte ha escapado!", los gritos de júbilo no se hicieron esperar.Sin embargo, las fuerzas enemigas seguían avanzando. En eso un fuerte disparo a mi costado me hizo perder el conocimiento...

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