Police with new resources

Camberra, Australia.

At the Camberra Police Department, work has been getting quite busy.

Robbery and criminal activity has increased twice since last year.

So to help the force to battle this out, Camberran Police Chief, Dan Lutella has recruited new police dogs.

"<i>These dogs are very special</i>" states Lutella, when asked about what's so special about these dogs he says: "<i>[...] they can pick up a gun, and aim and shoot you down. We've been givin'em some drugs we've seized to improve their reflexes and make them more competitive. Sometimes they get a little crazy, but with an overdose they calm down.</i>"

Although it's an odd addition to the police department, it seems the new <i>officers</i> have been very valuable. Criminals are being captured by very extreme means:

Testicule biting techniques are the most feared among the bad doers.

"<i>And the best feature of all, we don't have to pay'em salaries, so we can spend all the contributors' money at night clubs and donnas</i>" concluded a proud Lutella.

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<h5><i>Officer</i> "Testes Reaper" on duty</h5></center>