Paint Job
A young blonde lady finds herself a little tight on cash, so makes a visit to her wealthy neighbor. "Is there any chore you need done? I need a little extra cash," she asks.
"Well, there is a task that I have been putting off," he replies. "Around the back of the house you'll see a porch that needs painting. Take this electric sander and this can of paint. Sand off all of the old paint, and then apply this new color, and I'll pay you $100."
So, she takes the sander and the paint and heads to the back of the house.
Much sooner than he expected, she returns with a worn-out sander and an empty paint can. She exclaims, "I'm finished!"
The man asks, "You actually sanded it down?
"Until all the old paint was gone," she replies.
"And then painted it?"
"Yes sir. Two coats, in fact."
"Well," muses the man, "That's the fastest paint job that porch has ever had."
"Actually, sir," the blonde says, a bit proud of herself, "that's not a porch."
"What do you mean?" asks the confused man.
"I may be blonde, but I do know the difference between a Porch and a Ferrari!"
OUCH!!!!
Otro mas de gratis:
Train Ride
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM , the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Go get your own blanket!'
After a moment of silence.... he farted.