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KoF>DoW2

Nunca dije lo contrario.... Nada mas queria saber si se podia NO ver los emoticons para no tener q ver que me hablan y es:

Ok no sabia donde poner esto pero ocupo ayuda..... A veces hablo con gente por msn y simplemente no entiendo ni mierda de la cantidad de emoticons que tienen.... no puedo poner para no ver ni un solo emoticon estoy bastante cansado de esa caca..... 8(

Jizz in my pants Lock eyes from across the room down my drink while the rhythms boom take your hand and skip the names no need here for the silly games make our way through the smoke and crowd the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud move in close as the lasers fly our bodies touch and the angels cry leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night what we’ve got in store whisper in my ear that you want some more and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS This really never happens you can take my word I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus Now I’ll go home and change I need a few things from the grocery do things alone now mostly left me heart broken not lookin’ for love surprised in my eyes when I looked above the check out counter and I saw a face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that’s when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?” And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3 And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS To be fair you were flirting a lot plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot please stop acting like you’re not impressed One more thing, I’m gonna play by check Last week - I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS Speeding down the street when the red lights flash need to get away need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS I just ate a grape and I JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS Ok seriously you guys can we…ok… I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

WTF....

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah) Everybody in the place hit the #####ing deck (shorty, yeah) But stay on your mother#####ing toes We running this, let's go I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the mother#####ing boat (boat, yeah) I'm on a boat ###### take a look at me Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me ###### cause I'm on a boat Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) We drinking Santana champ, Cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks And my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's Straight flipping copies I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, ######, don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and It's going fast and I got a nautical themed Pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world On a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, Then you're sure not me-oh Get the ##### up, this boat is REAL! ##### land, I'm on a boat, ###### (######) ##### trees, I climb buoys, ###### (######) I'm on the deck with my boys, ###### (yeah) This boat engine make noise, ###### Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now) Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeah) Poseidon Look at me, oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I #####ed a mermaid I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah) I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motha#####in' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

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Si por que los juegos 100% de las veces son totalmente realistas

SC2>DoWII

Contribuyendo

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. 3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. 4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. 5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. 6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. 7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree. 8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine. 9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. 10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. 11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. 12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze. 13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. 14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. 15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth. 16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met 17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River. 18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut. 19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do. 20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. 21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. 22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. 23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. 24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. 25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

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