Friend Meeting Ends Violently
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Canuckheads, Canada.
A recent police report states that a riot took place in a yet undisclosed area of Canuckheads forest, where a supposed close gang of friends turned out into a punch fest.
According to local Canuckheads Sheriff Morgan Weedlegg, subjects were "<i>under high influence of drugs and alcohol, like weed and vodka</i>".
It all turn violent when "<i>that gay bear, from all of a sudden, started to say that he loved us and tried to hug us all,"</i> said a drugged Mini Piglet.
"<i>Tigger just defended us from this potencial homosexual, moooh!</i>", cried out a stoned Igor.
Pooh was taken to local Canuckheads County Hospital with a severe craneal injury after he was taken down by a bat swing.
Legal actions are still to be determined by Pooh's lawyers.
<center><img width="220" height="241" src="http://server2.uploadit.org/files/xYGVOT-pooh.jpg"><h5>Pooh: victim or extreme instigator?</h5></center>
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