Poitiers, France.

A Kaboom Airlines flight crashed-landed this evening, when the laser guidance system failed, reported Poitiers Airport authorities.

All passengers seem to be alright, except for some minor missfortunes:

"<i>Several people shat their pants, but that's all</i>" told Jean Pillé, involved pilot in the accident.

"<i>We got <a href="http://starmen.net/contests/aoe/67/CabezaGrande2.gif">this<a> and we had to reboot the system 3 times in a row</i>" said

Jacques Moroni, a resident tower operator.

"<i>SNES is not part of the Windows 2000 system as is the provoker of this incident</i>" noted Franc Chelot, a worried Micro$oft employee, after watching the error log on the computer.

"<i>We believe this was part of either an Al-Qaeda cell or some Linux h4x0rs attack</i>" concluded Chelot.