Game patch causes world chaos
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Redmond, Seattle.
Video Games hit developer, <b>Blizzard Entertainment</b>, has declared bankruptcy after their sales decreased, moments later after releasing patch 1.12 for their RTS game, StarCraft.
"<i>We got completely screwed up by the rally point</i>", told Jimmy Cattler, Sales Department Director.
Apparently, one of the patch features, changed the rally point from letter <b>R</b>+left mouse button to simply <u>mouse left button</u>.
This caused outrage in a worldwide range, with mass marches in Germany and South Afrika, demanding the restablishment of the previous rally point method.
"<i>StarCraft sux now! it's not what it used to be! Shame on you Blizzard! i'm gonna kill my self!</i>" said a disappointed Carlos "<i>NobODy</i>" Romero, unknown active member of the community.
Even president George W. Bush, demanded the change: "<i>Either Blizzard rolls back the rally point, or i'll be forced to invade Iran!</i>".
<center><img src="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:A18CvyV-o7sJ:www.geocities.com/sccofmichigan/BUD.jpg"><h5>Carlos Romero threatens Blizzard of killing himself if no change is made</h5></center>
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