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Funny Quotes que encontré en internet hacerca del desarrollo de juegos y la programación."C lets you shoot yourself in the foot rather easily. C++ allows you to reuse the bullet!""What you get if you don’t get what you want is experience.""The best revenge is being able to tell your parents that playing all those games actually did you some good.""That's Not a Bug—That's a Feature""Stop sending proto-ware into the test department""The VRAM is 1/8 of what most developers use, 1/4 of the CPU speed, and 1/8 of the system RAM. Face it, these computers are better used as boat anchors than game platforms!""Forever, by the way, is defined as anything more than 50ms.""Expectations can be a bitch sometimes.""Reality reared its ugly head in big way""Clearly, the STL is Evil"“The best optimizer is between your ears”"You can never know enough C++""As a Software Engineer with OCECD (Obsessive Compulsive Engine Coding Disorder)""If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0""My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.""JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!""I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code""A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.""You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.""Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.""I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?""
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