Bumper Stickers

Don't steal. The government hates competition.A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.Born free... taxed to deathThe more people I meet, the more I like my dog.Some people are alive only becuse it's illegal to kill them.A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.Horn broken, watch for finger.Keep honking, I'm reloading.He who laughs last thinks slowestMake it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.I still miss my ex- but my aim is improving.Fight crime....shoot back.Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.Real Mens don't read intructions.Is Better to lose a love, than love a loser.My Life needs a do over.It's Allways to early to quit.Don't whish for it WORK for it!I don't do FWDSShe only likes you 'cuz she hasn't met me yet.Beauty is only a lightswitch away.Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.Life's too short to dance with ugly women.If my dog had a face as ugly as your's, I would shave his ###### and teach him to walk backwards!Is it hot in here, or is that YOU?Some call it stalking, I call it loveMarriage: One indecent proposal!Not tonight dear - I have a modem.Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?This car protected by a pitbull with AIDSI don't use 9-1-1, I use .357Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window.This vehicle protected by a shotgun 23 hours a day. The rest of the time, I'm hiding the bodies."