Manchuria, China.

A toothbrush was used to relieve a different "<i>cavity</i>" when a geriatric dumbass decided to use the dental instrument to scratch his hemorrhoids.

The 79-year-old man ordered into the hospital after the toothbrush became lodged in his rectum.

An X-ray revealed it was deep inside near his pelvis. Although this was first recorded case of a toothbrush having to be removed from the rectum, the Manchurian Dental-Anal Journal reports doctors have recovered toothbrush holders, Barbie dolls, magazines and Playstation games in the past.

<center><img width="320" height="200" src="http://chinese.faluninfo.net/images/evil%20guy%20pointing.JPG"><h5>Chinese people point at anal-self-invaders in Pekin.</h5></center>