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Serial Dater Caught Out

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Scotland, UK.

Police in Scotland have caught a serial dater who invited women for romantic meals at expensive restaurants, then ran off while laughing, leaving them to pay the bill.

Police say that the tricky bastard, George Gotcha, 23, struck dozens of times in the town of Suceava in eastern Scotland.

He was finally caught after restaurant owners were issued with a photofit image of his face and an used condom.

Five women have so far come forward to officially register a complaint against Gotcha, who was well-dressed with expensive stolen suits when he approached them in bars and clubs to invite them for a stupid "<i>romantic meal</i>".

A police spokesman said: "<i>He was always generous with the order, he would demand the best wines and told his female guest to have whatever she wanted.</i>"

"<i>But in every case, he would say he had to take a shiat and needed to go outside where reception was better and could crap out in the sidewalk, and then would simply vanish. In three cases, he even borrowed the girls purse to take the shiat - and disappeared with that as well.</i>"

Gotcha faces two years jail if convicted, and police believe the real number of victims is far larger than the complaints they have received, but say most women would probably be too embarrassed to come forward.

<center><img src="http://www.cville.com/members/ridenour/ugly.jpg"><h5>George "<i>Horny Nipples</i>" Gotcha fooled more than 5 women in a single week</h5></center>

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b52|c0pp3r

Miembros

"he had to take a shiat and needed to go outside where reception was better"

sh1t reception is always better outside

b52|c0pp3r

Miembros

"he had to take a shiat and needed to go outside where reception was better"

sh1t reception is always better outside

b52|c0pp3r

Miembros

######, double click pwned me

pd: razer "carnivale" model ownage

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