Upset With Penile Surgery Mails Bomb

Bucharest, Romania.

A man allegedly unhappy with penile-enlargement surgery he underwent mailed explosives to a Romanian plastic surgeon, according to a federal grand jury indictment.

Blakov Moronivov, 24, allegedly made an explosive device that included a model-rocket engine igniter inside a fridge box, the federal indictment said.

Moronivov drove to North Bucharest, last Saturday and mailed the box, but then drive home to Braila, called 911, and turned himself in, according to the indictment.

East Cocalico Township Police, who received the 911 call, apprehended Moronivov and turned him over to federal authorities, who were holding him in "<i>Tranny Station</i>", officials said.

Authorities called police in Ohio, who recovered the box from the mail and destroyed it. Special Agent Yuri Bomborov, a spokesman for the <b>Bureau of Alcohol, Prostitutes, Knives, Ice Cream, Vampires and Firearms</b> office in Transilvania, said the device "<i>should have functioned and produced an explosion. ...like KABOOM!</i>"

The federal grand jury indictment charged Moronivov with using a weapon of mass destruction and failing, sending explosives through the mail, interstate transport of an explosive, and related offenses like sexual harassment or something.

<center><img width="181" height="242" src="http://www.snowandfire.biz/gfx/bomb.gif"><h5>This is the device found in the fridge box.</h5></center>