Stabville, California, US.

A man who awoke this Tuesday morning to find an armed and naked intruder standing over his bed, subdued the suspect until police arrived, authorities said.

Enron Wallmart, 35, told police that the intruder identified as 18-year-old Niger Junkieson, was carrying a butter knife and said the anti-Christ had sent him to the house to kill Wallmart.

Wallmart grabbed Junkieson and pulled him onto the bed by his testicules. After a short struggle, Junkieson was detained by Wallmart and his 15-year-old lover, who armed themselves with 12-feet-long vibrators.

Police said Junkieson broke into the Wallmart's home about 35 miles southeast of Los Tomates by removing a screen from an open laundry room window and stole a butter knife from the kitchen. Police said Junkieson did not indicate why he chose the residence.

Junkieson was arrested on stupidly attempted murder, making homosexual threats, dumb assault with a non-deadly weapon and burglary. He is being held at the Black County Jail on $100 million bail.

<center><img width="180" height="267" src="http://www.c-dump.com/jdr/cyber/proxima/images/nigga2.jpg"><h5>Junkieson affirmed he was possesed and commanded to kill Wallmart by 'Evil Rabids' & the anti-Christ.</h5></center>