Inmates' Boredom Provokes Chaos

Dumbeley, Washington, US.

Mario Juárez Pereira, general manager of the Dumbeley County Public Service Sewer District And Pedopholist Center, said the county has spent approximately $11,000 to clear out the jams during the past six months and more than 200 hours of inmigrate and underpayed labor, provoked from inmate boredom.

"<i>We know that inmates are likely to flush inappropriate things in an attempt to flood cells, or in an attempt, just out of boredom, of something else to do</i>," Steve Chinabury, executive director of the Regional Jail and Correctional Facility Authority for Transexuals, said Sunday. "<i>I'm not sure why they flush what they flush. ... They've always flushed badly</i>."

"<i>Rapin' them niggas, stabbin' the shiat out of whiteys and drugdealin' ain't the same shiat anymore, you know, it's fvckin' borin' dude</i>" pointed inmate representative, Mortey "<i>Asswhipping Knife</i>" McGregor, as the origin of the situation.

"<i>Towels, socks, underwear, mexicans, condoms, pigs, teddy bears, even what appears to be a Barney porn DVD, have gotten into the pumping station, with the articles wrapping themselves around the sewage</i>", Pereira said.

"<i>Our employees have to go down there and clear that shiat out</i>," complained Dumbeley County Commissioner Ronald McTurd, a member of the board of directors of the sewer district and local pimp. "<i>At one point, the sewage had so much clothing and other shiat wrapped in it, workers had to use a dinamite charges to get rid off the debris, which fvcked up the entire Dumbeley sewer system</i>", McTurd said.

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<h5>Mortey "<i>Asswhipping Knife</i>" McGregor states that either the <br>governor "<i>let'em biatches in or we'll continue flushing shiat</i>"</h5></center>