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Star Farts Dumb Fans Won't Listen


Utah, US.

<b>Star Farts</b> fans who have spent the last seven weeks queuing for the opening of the new film have been told they are camping outside the wrong cinema.

Fans camping outside the <b>Christian Center And Porn Theatre 2000</b>, in Clodwood, read on Fake News Daily newspaper, that <b><a href="http://www.gamingcr.com/forums/blog/xygvot/index.php?cmd=showentry&eid=89">Star Farts: Episode III - Revenge of the Molinas</a></b> will open on 19 July at the ArcLight cinema a mile away.

However, the fans are refusing to move, believing the news to be false.

<b>Revenge of The Molinas</b> will be the last of three prequels to the original 1957 science fiction classic.

<center><img src="http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2004/04/14/queue.jpg">

<h5>Star Farts fans being stupid and not listening to Fake News Daily</h5></center>

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