Company Spends Millions On Squirrels
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Münich, Germany.
A chocolate company CEO has spent millions of dollars training squirrels to crack nuts for his production line.
"<i>Turkish kids ain't fast enough</i>", said Schaisse Schokolade Corp. CEO, Herrmann Himmler. "<i>We got zo feed zem, but zeem started zo complain about ze dog food we gave zem, zo apart from making $0.5 an hour, zey complained!</i>"
Two thousand assasin squirrels have been imported from New Zealand to Schaisse Schokolade instalations.
For the task of commanding this workforce, Mr. Himmler chose famous gay couple Chip and Dale.
"<i>We're trying zo be open minded, and gay squirrels just rises ze bar on zat mattah</i>", Human Resources Manager, Mürgen Scheißeschuh pointed.
When asked about why use squirrels, Mr. Himmler replied: "<i>Zey're cheaper zan chinezee or blacks und don't whineee.</i>"
<center><img src="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:ZQ3WblXJ7JwJ:www.tommcmahon.net/images/chipdale3b.jpg"><h5>Chip and Dale while inspecting laborers at noon.</h5></center>
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