Lawyer Accidentally Sues Self
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Salt Lake City, Utah, US.
Recent court documents made public this Tuesday, suggest that Jack Thompson, a lawyer known for his crusade against things including videogames, puppies, granny porn and electricity, accidentally sued himself in a class-action lawsuit filed two weeks ago in Florida district court.
In The Association for <i><b>Moral Judgment vs. Various Sons of Biatches</b></i>, Thompson lays out a litigious framework so broad that he may have in fact sued every human being who's come within five miles of a computer.
When reached for comment, Thompsons' publicist stated that such misunderstandings are common.
"<i>You have to read the fine print. The team is actually filing a lawsuit against everyone who's come within five miles of a computer and hasn't come to us for legal representation. Besides, he's never come within five miles of any computer</i>"
Mr. Thompson could not be reached for comment, as he was in New Hampshire giving a lecture series on how actually using a keyboard can cause irreversible brain damage and anal cancer.
"<i>It's the most ridiculous notion I've ever heard</i>," said Vax Van Jebus, Professor of Economics at the Moron School of Business in Honolulu, in reference to the lecture series.
Moments later, Prof. Van Jebus was arrested and beaten severely by two gentlemen identifying themselves as "<i>officers of the JTA</i>." He has not been seen since, but has released a statement retracting all previous commentary regarding Thompson, videogames, and economics.
<center><img src="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:97OI23euqt8J:www.hawthorneassociates.com/pressreleases/archive/editors/Lawyer%2520for%2520Legal%2520B%2520HTML.jpg"><h5>Thompson giving a speach on how aged books provoke Parkinson.</h5></center>
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