San Carlos, New Jersey, US.
Music fan Carlos George Velázquez was unconscious for two weeks on a life support machine after being knocked down by an ice cream car on his twenty-ninth birthday.
Then his mother Toñita played him a CD by a lame punk-pop band, <b>Solitary Thong Wearing Men</b>.
Less than an hour after hearing the album, <b>Thong My Idiot</b>, Carlos had opened his eyes and was able to move his fingers and toes and then threw up.
"<i>It's a miracle!
