Blind Sniper Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 MORNING FUNNY A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?" God replied,"Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you.
Metallan Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 mae! Al chile que bueno!!! Asi son ahora... irreconocibles...
PatasVerdes Posted April 1, 2006 Report Posted April 1, 2006 Rofl rofl. Lo más gracioso es el título, aparentemente sin relación alguna.
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