Blind Sniper Posted March 29, 2006 Report Posted March 29, 2006 Two Drunken Ladies >> >> (Picture this in your minds eye) >> >> Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls >> Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. >> >> Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. >> They were near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their >> business behind a head stone or something. >> >> The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd >> take off her panties, use them, and then throw them away. >> >> Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and >> didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a >> wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the >>ribbon. >> >> The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and >> said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife >> came home last night without her panties." >> >> That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card >> stuck to her bottom that said, "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, >> WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU." >>
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