Blind Sniper Posted March 27, 2006 Report Posted March 27, 2006 SKIPPY > A woman went to her boyfriend's parent's house for Christmas > Dinner. This was her first time meeting the family and she is very > nervous. > They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman began to > feel a little discomfort. > Thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole, the gas pains > were > almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decided > to relieve herself a bit and let out a dainty fart. > It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she > even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's > father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's > chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!" > The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her face. > A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. > This time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer" > rrrrrriippp" > The! father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!". > Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" > A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time > she didn't even think about it. > She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once > again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, > "Dammit Skippy", get away from her, before she shits on you!"
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