DarkBocker Posted February 10, 2005 Report Posted February 10, 2005 What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here’s a mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how as.s kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bull$hit and As.s Kissing that will put you over the top.
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xG.SGT Posted February 10, 2005 Report Posted February 10, 2005 What Makes 100%?What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here’s a mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how as.s kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bull$hit and As.s Kissing that will put you over the top. 32521[/snapback] hahahaha y lo mejor de esto es q tengo el email original!!! de esta vara y es un correo serio donde te explica q la actitud ante la vara es lo mejor hahahahaha q buena esta
H Posted February 10, 2005 Report Posted February 10, 2005 127% por ciento de acuerdo muchas veces,.... digo casi siempre es cierto.
cnNemesis Posted February 10, 2005 Report Posted February 10, 2005 ###### q vcacvilon voy a seguir vesando traceros en cod
xG.SGT Posted February 10, 2005 Report Posted February 10, 2005 mae Darkbocker mae usted tiene toda la jeta llena de razon, yo creo q usted se rajo con este chile, tiene tanto humor como inteligencia y una pisca de inteligencia... ahh mae otra vara, q mal q haya perdido el martes... yo vote y queria q usted pasara... PD: sirvio???
b52|Hunhau Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 Como decía un amigo de mi tata... "Más valen los conocidos que los conocimientos..."
Sky Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 mae Darkbocker mae usted tiene toda la jeta llena de razon, yo creo q usted se rajo con este chile, tiene tanto humor como inteligencia y una pisca de inteligencia...ahh mae otra vara, q mal q haya perdido el martes... yo vote y queria q usted pasara... PD: sirvio??? 32578[/snapback] SGT aka Smithers
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