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Jajajaja!

y para que no me moderen, les dejo un chiste en inglés largo e irrelevante al tema del thread.

A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls-Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest , which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is; why would you bother to borrow $5,000?

The businessman replied: Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?

Y en caso de que eso no sea suficiente, también les comparto la historia de los anteojos oscuros según wikipedia.

History

Precursors

Inuit snow goggles function by reducing exposure to sunlight, not by reducing its intensity

It is said that the Roman emperor Nero liked to watch gladiator fights with emeralds. These, however, appear to have worked rather like mirrors. Flat panes of smoky quartz which offered no corrective powers but did protect the eyes from glare were used in China in the 12th century or possibly earlier. Contemporary documents describe the use of such crystals by judges in Chinese courts to conceal their facial expressions while questioning witnesses.

James Ayscough began experimenting with tinted lenses in spectacles in the mid-18th century, around 1752. These were not "sunglasses" as such; Ayscough believed blue- or green-tinted glass could correct for specific vision impairments. Protection from the sun's rays was not a concern of his.

Yellow/Amber and brown-tinted spectacles were also a commonly-prescribed item for people with syphilis in the 19th[dubious – discuss] and early 20th centuries because of the sensitivity to light that was one of the symptoms of the disease.

In prehistoric and historic time, Inuit peoples wore flattened walrus ivory "glasses," seeing through narrow slits, in order to block the harmful reflected rays of the sun.

Modern developments

In the early 1900s, the use of sunglasses started to become more widespread, especially among the pioneering stars of silent movies. It is commonly believed that this was to avoid recognition by fans, but the real reason was they often had perennially red eyes from the powerful arc lamps that were needed due to the extremely slow speed film stocks used.[citation needed] The stereotype persisted long after improvements in film quality and the introduction of ultraviolet filters had eliminated this problem. Inexpensive mass-produced sunglasses were introduced to America by Sam Foster in 1929. Foster found a ready market on the beaches of Atlantic City, New Jersey, where he began selling sunglasses under the name Foster Grant from a Woolworth on the Boardwalk.

Polarized sunglasses first became available in 1936, when Edwin H. Land began experimenting with making lenses with his patented Polaroid filter.

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#####... ya no me acordaba de esas fotos =o

Como no, no se acuerda de ud tocando guitarra?

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o de Psytech haciendo sus covers de Linkin Park y don Allan Rojas con los anteojos comprados por ebay que le pertenecian a Liam Gallagher

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por algun error del ipb se borro mi post

Mucho "jajaj" en este thread. Por favor agreguen contenido o un moderador les vuela el post.
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJA
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Creo q todo fue por mi culpa, ya que ayer deje esto en el shoutbox...

Un Keroke vs El General o sera acaso -ooo- ROFL!

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Mas tarde me hago la mia... LOL !

Por cierto como ahorita esoy en el brete alguien podria hacerle el brete a esta foto...

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No pienso responder preguntas sobre si fumé o no antes de tomarme esa foto... :P

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Creo q todo fue por mi culpa, ya que ayer deje esto en el shoutbox...

Un Keroke vs El General o sera acaso -ooo- ROFL!

hermanillos.png

Mas tarde me hago la mia... LOL !

Por cierto como ahorita esoy en el brete alguien podria hacerle el brete a esta foto...

djfrocho.jpg

No pienso responder preguntas sobre si fumé o no antes de tomarme esa foto... :P

aunque también creo haber leido un mensaje de metallan hace unos 3 días, donde preguntaba si eran hermanos, o tenian 2 cuentas, algo asi

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mae general creo q su avatar esta pasado de moda mae , deberia dejar de copiar a los maes de moda y dejar de ser tan pouser mae .....

segun ud yo uso gafas para verme cool? compa son años de estar en frente de una computadora, hasta un ventolero me irrita los ojos

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Creo que necesito una userbar de Alpha Fan... tengo 3 dias de no parar de reir con sus ultimos post xDDD

PD: @fail el post de general...

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segun ud yo uso gafas para verme cool? compa son años de estar en frente de una computadora, hasta un ventolero me irrita los ojos

Osea q usted usa y necesita de gafas oscuras para poder usar la computadora? B)

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Osea q usted usa y necesita de gafas oscuras para poder usar la computadora? B)

solo las del brete xq aunq les baje el brillo aun asi me joden, ademas de usarlas en el exterior cuando esta muy soleado, y a veces q nisiquiera esta soleado pero q esta claro, el rebote de la luz en superficies claras igual me molesta y los ojos se me irritan a veces hasta el punto de lagrimar

no me agrada usar gafas, pero di q me queda es eso o andar haciendo muecas

Creo que necesito una userbar de Alpha Fan... tengo 3 dias de no parar de reir con sus ultimos post xDDD

PD: @fail el post de general...

cual phail mas especificamente?

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