DkCd Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah) Everybody in the place hit the #####ing deck (shorty, yeah) But stay on your mother#####ing toes We running this, let's go I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the mother#####ing boat (boat, yeah) I'm on a boat ###### take a look at me Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me ###### cause I'm on a boat Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) We drinking Santana champ, Cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks And my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's Straight flipping copies I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, ######, don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and It's going fast and I got a nautical themed Pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world On a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, Then you're sure not me-oh Get the ##### up, this boat is REAL! ##### land, I'm on a boat, ###### (######) ##### trees, I climb buoys, ###### (######) I'm on the deck with my boys, ###### (yeah) This boat engine make noise, ###### Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now) Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeah) Poseidon Look at me, oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I #####ed a mermaid I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah) I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motha#####in' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah) Edited March 2, 2009 by DarkCloud
xG.Zinner Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) HAHAHAHAHA un 10 de 10, va ser mi nuevo ringtone. Who should I take...you aaand T-Pain. Cool. Edited March 2, 2009 by x[G]Zinner
xG.SGT Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 q malo estuvo, lo unico gracioso fueron los primeros 30s, faltaron culos meneandose y la vara para hacer mejor el sketch
xG.SGT Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Hasta el quote de Endo estuvo mas gracioso lol
Minoz Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) apenas comenzaron a cantar lo quite q malo estuvo that's what she said.. 2 u!!! Edited March 2, 2009 by Minoz
fr4gus Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Me imagino que es la parodia de algun video conocido (en alguna parte)
DkCd Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) Jizz in my pants Lock eyes from across the room down my drink while the rhythms boom take your hand and skip the names no need here for the silly games make our way through the smoke and crowd the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud move in close as the lasers fly our bodies touch and the angels cry leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night what we’ve got in store whisper in my ear that you want some more and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS This really never happens you can take my word I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus Now I’ll go home and change I need a few things from the grocery do things alone now mostly left me heart broken not lookin’ for love surprised in my eyes when I looked above the check out counter and I saw a face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that’s when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?” And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3 And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS To be fair you were flirting a lot plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot please stop acting like you’re not impressed One more thing, I’m gonna play by check Last week - I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS Speeding down the street when the red lights flash need to get away need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS I just ate a grape and I JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS Ok seriously you guys can we…ok… I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) Edited March 2, 2009 by DarkCloud
xG.Zinner Posted March 3, 2009 Report Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) LoL dick in a box, ese si me dio gracia Edited March 3, 2009 by x[G]Zinner
xG.SGT Posted March 3, 2009 Report Posted March 3, 2009 Me imagino que es la parodia de algun video conocido (en alguna parte) Creo q mas bien es una parodia de TODO el genero, por eso digo q me parece q faltan nenas moviendose.
AcM/TuPadre Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 dick in a box ftw!! ese el mejor de todos jajaja
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