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Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)

Everybody in the place hit the #####ing deck (shorty, yeah)

But stay on your mother#####ing toes

We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)

I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look at the mother#####ing boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat ###### take a look at me

Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea

Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat

You can't stop me ###### cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)

I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)

We drinking Santana champ,

Cause it's so crisp (crisp)

I got my swim trunks

And my flippie-floppies

I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's

Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit

The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet

But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets

I'm on a boat, ######, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and

It's going fast and

I got a nautical themed

Pashmina afghan

I'm the king of the world

On a boat like Leo

If you're on the shore,

Then you're sure not me-oh

Get the ##### up, this boat is REAL!

##### land, I'm on a boat, ###### (######)

##### trees, I climb buoys, ###### (######)

I'm on the deck with my boys, ###### (yeah)

This boat engine make noise, ######

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)

Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)

Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)

Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat

It's a big blue watery road (yeah)

Poseidon

Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day

When a big boat coming my way

Believe me when I say

I #####ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah)

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look at the motha#####in' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Edited by DarkCloud
Posted (edited)

Jizz in my pants

Lock eyes from across the room

down my drink while the rhythms boom

take your hand and skip the names

no need here for the silly games

make our way through the smoke and crowd

the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud

move in close as the lasers fly

our bodies touch and the angels cry

leave this place go back to yours

our lips first touch outside your doors

a whole night what we’ve got in store

whisper in my ear that you want some more

and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word

I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd

Mainly your fault from the way that you dance

and now I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut

plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt

I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

Now I’ll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery

do things alone now mostly

left me heart broken not lookin’ for love

surprised in my eyes when I looked above

the check out counter and I saw a face

My heart stood still so did time and space

Never felt that I could feel real again

But the look in her eyes said I need a friend

She turned to me that’s when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”

And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me

But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3

And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot

plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

please stop acting like you’re not impressed

One more thing, I’m gonna play by check

Last week - I saw a film

As I recall it was a horror film

Walked outside into the rain

Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

need to get away need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I

JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS

JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME

AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME

YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY

I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I

JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)

yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

Edited by DarkCloud
Posted
Me imagino que es la parodia de algun video conocido (en alguna parte)

Creo q mas bien es una parodia de TODO el genero, por eso digo q me parece q faltan nenas moviendose.

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