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1. Choose your best
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Space Monkeys?5
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...5
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.6
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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.1
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Candy is dandy but, liquor is quicker.0
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I drink to make other people interesting.4
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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.3
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.\2
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