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  1. 1. Choose your best

    • Space Monkeys?
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    • When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
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    • You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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    • Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
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    • Candy is dandy but, liquor is quicker.
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    • I drink to make other people interesting.
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    • All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
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    • A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.\
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...

Es la verdad pura, por eso bebamos, bebamos, bebamos, para aquellos que me acompañaran al cielo :wine:

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Edited by judrab
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. :good:

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space monkeys (esta?)

a game in which the main objective is to make the other person pass out, for fun.

to play this, the person who wishes to pass out breaths into a sweatshirt or something else for 20-30 seconds to make them slightly oxygen deprived. They then hold their breath while the other player pushes their stomach hard until the oxygen deprivation causes them to pass out.

Do not attempt this without someone willing to catch you as you fall to the ground due to fainting.

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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.

Quien dijo que Homero no decía cosas con sentido trascendental para la historia de la humanidad Homero

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