Link-16 Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 (edited) Program Development Terminology 1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We are still pissing in the wind. 2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM - We just hired three kids fresh out of college. 3. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION - We know who to blame. 4. MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH - It works OK, but looks very hi-tech. 5. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED - We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered. 6. PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE - The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch. 7. TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING - We are so surprised that the stupid thing works. 8. THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED - The only person who understood the thing quit. 9. IT IS IN THE PROCESS - It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless. 10. WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have enough problems for now. 11. PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL - Let`s spread the responsibility for the screw up. 12. GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING - We`ll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn`t interfere with what we`ve already done. 13. GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION - I can`t wait to hear this bull! 14. SEE ME or LET`S DISCUSS - Come into my office, I`m lonely. 15. ALL NEW - Code not interchangeable with the previous design. 16. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - It finally worked! 17. LOW MAINTENANCE - Impossible to fix if broken. tantos se aplican a los developers del brete sorry k' ^^ Edited May 26, 2007 by Link-16
Lorddarknes Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 este definitivamente el mejor de todos: 17. LOW MAINTENANCE - Impossible to fix if broken. Me recuerda tanto algo que que empieza con R y termina con N
MChaves Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 LOL 6. PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE - The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch. jajaja, cuantas veces pasa eso... JAJAJA
Kronos Posted May 27, 2007 Report Posted May 27, 2007 (edited) 12. GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING - We`ll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn`t interfere with what we`ve already done esto es casi verdad absoluta, primero la cagan y despues le dicen a uno para ver que opina pero ya no hay marcha atras, y luego a bretear en ###### para corregir esas pendejadas o hacer que lo hecho sirva Edited May 27, 2007 by judrab
Holy_COW Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 (edited) 16. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - It finally worked! tambien conocido como blizzard en juegos o amd con su barcelona o ati con la r600! Edited May 28, 2007 by Holy_COW
Ramboscar Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 relol... falta decir lo que dice Microsoft que lo "prueben los usuario" y se le corrige a los que pagan
Kand Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 Como comentamos en el trabajo, 7. TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING - We are so surprised that the stupid thing works. es la mejor!
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