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  1. Que jeta cuando ya las fuerzas no daban, todos enrratonados y a puros huevos seguian corriendo, metiendo pata marcando!!!!!! QUE GRANDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Habia gente que exigia la pagina de inscripción y nada que se mete ahora.
  3. Final Fantasy deberia estar en la lista IMO
  4. Yo como fanboy de PES votaria por PES obviamente, pero creo que al fin FIFA logro superarlo, en muchos puntos ya lo habia hecho para el 09, pero ahora me parece que ya lo hizo, en realidad la jugabilidad del FIFA ha aumentado enormemente en cada nueva version, y los graficos ni que decir, y a mi parecer los PES se han ido estancando sin mostrar mejorias significativas. Aunque ni yo lo pueda creer creo que esta vez voy por FIFA.
  5. Entre 10 partidos, a 16 años, me quedo con una mala racha de 10 partidos cualquier dia.
  6. El Deportivo Saprissa de Costa Rica es nombrado por la IFFHS, como el equipo del siglo que comprende del 1901 al 2000 Central and North America's Club of the Century The IFFHS has decided to determine the club of the century of Central and North America (including the Caribbean) and the continental rankings for the century (1901-2000), using the individual match results of the later rounds of the continental club competitions – in the same way as for Europe, South America Africa and Asia. But there were no international club competitions on this football continent during the first six decades. Part of the CONCACAF area, similar to Africa, was still comprised of colonies in the 1st half of the 20th century. And in the USA throughout the century, leagues were artbitrarily formed and disbanded, and, with them, clubs were established as prefessional entities but lacking any real foundations and again disbanded. As a result continuity and tradition are lacking in the USA and some other countries As for the other continents - all club competitions of the CONCACAF generated a corresponding number of points. Decisions by penalty shoot-outs were not taken into consideration, in such cases each team received the half of the points. And bonus points for a title or individual rounds were not awarded because they would be spurious and not related to the real performance of the individual teams. The increase in standards was reflected by the introduction of additional continental club competitions in the final decades of the 20th century. As in Africa, because of the economic circumstances and the enornous distances to the away matches, from the qualifying rounds of a competition onwards, the draw were conducted on a geographic basis. Initially there were Northern American, Central American and Caribbean Sections. The highest number of points were awarded for the matches of the CONCACAF Cup, which in 1987 became the Copa de Campiones y Subcampiones CONCACAF. Only the following results were taken into consideration: from 1962 to 1986, each of the last round of the individual sections before the CONCACAF semi-finals or finals; from 1987 to 1989 the semi-finals and finals of the northern/central section and only the finals of the Caribbean section, which were played before the CONCACAF finals. From 1990 to 1996, again the last round of the three sections, as well as the subsequent CONCACAF semi-finals and finals were included, as were, for 1997 to 2000, all results from the quarter-finals onwards. The matches of Recopa CONCACAF, played annually from 1991 to 1998, were awarded the second highest points. But, only matches from the quarter-finals (1994) onwards in this competition were taken into account. When the final of the competition was played in a mini-league without a 2nd leg, were only added the direct before played finals of the Northern American, Central American and Carribean Zones. Was played a final of a zone in a mini-league, only 50 % of the points scored were taken into consideration (4-2-0). Some competitions were for various reasons not finished and could only be partly taken into consideration. Finally, the results of the Copa Fraternidad (1970-1984) and those of the Torneo Grandes de Centroamerica (1996-1998), as well as the Torneo UNCAF (1999-2000), were taken into consideration. These three competitions were each given the same lowest points score. If a competition was played in a league (up to the finals), then only 50 % of the points were taken into consideration. But when it was played in a two leagues format (1971/72, 1979), the proportion of points awarded was reduced to 25 %. Otherwise, all matches from the second round (1980-1984) onwards were taken into consideration. The century ranking was led in 1970 by Club Deportivo Guadalajara from Mexico, ahead of CD Saprissa San Juan de Tibás San José (Costa Rica), FC Alianza San Salvador (El Salvador) and CD Cruz Azul from Mexico-City. The 1970s were dominated by CD Saprissa and CSD Comunicaciones from Guatemala-City, both of which also led the continental ranking in 1980, ahead of the outsider SV Transvaal Paramaribo from Surinam. In the 1980s surprised two teams from Surinam (SV Transvaal, SV Robin Hood) and CD Olimpia Tegucigalpa from Honduras; while CD Saprissa remained almost without points, but maintained the lead in the ranking because the Mexican clubs were not able to profit from it. The „Top 5“ for 1990 were: CD Saprissa vor SV Transvaal, CD Olimpia, CSD Comunicaciones and UNAM Ciudad de México. Strangely, although the Mexican Primera División was the strongest league in the CONCACAF area in the final decades of the 20th, its teams underestimated the club competitions of the CONCACAF and often disappointed or even did not compete. But there are no points for non-participation. A such dominance of the Mexican clubs as since of the the turn of the millenium - there was not before. Also, it’s not possible to take into consideration other competitions at an extistence of continental club competitions - analog as in other continents. The national competitions are merely a prerequisite to qualification for the continental club competitions. Intercontinental club competitions were not taken into consideration. The Club of the Century for the Caribbean (1901-2000) is SV Transvaal Paramaribo from Surinam, ahead of the local rival SV Robin Hood and Jong Colombia Boca Sami from the Netherlands Antilles. The long-time lack of interest in the CONCACAF club competitions by the North American clubs - many of which were not long-standing - is reflected in the placings of its clubs. Its best-placed club is Washington DC United on 18th place, ahead of Los Angeles Galaxy (31st). The greatest disappointment were the Mexican clubs, of which the best-placed are Necaxa FC (7th), CD Cruz Azul (8th) and CF América (10th), are all from Mexico-City. With a clear lead - as also the victors on the other continents - CD Saprissa San Juan de Tibás San José from Costa Rica became Central & North America's Club of the Century, ahead of the two clubs from Guatemala (CSD Comunicaciones) and Honduras (CD Olimpia) level of points. Central & Northern America: CONCACAF Cup (1962- 1986) & Copa de Campeones y Subcampeones CONCACAF (1987-2000): - 6 points for a win - 3 points for a draw - 0 points for a defeat - more details - please see text Recopa CONCACAF (1991-1998): - 4 points for a win - 2 points for a draw - 0 points for a defeat - more details - please see text Copa Fraternidad (1970-1984) & Torneo Grandes de Centroamerica (1996-1998) & Torneo UNCAF (1999-2000): - 2 points for a win - 1 points for a draw - 0 points for a defeat - more details - please see text Central and North America's Club of the Century clubcountrypoints 1.CD Saprissa San Juan de Tibás San Costa Rica187,002.CD Olimpia TegucigalpaHonduras129,25 CSD Comunicaciones Ciudad de GuatemalaGuatemala129,254.CSD Municipal Ciudad de GuatemalaGuatemala123,755.SV Transvaal ParamariboSurinam108,006.Liga Deportiva Alajuelense (Alajuela)Costa Rica98,757.Necaxa FC AguascalientesMéxico91,008.CD Cruz Azul Ciudad de MéxicoMéxico87,009.FC Alianza San SalvadorEl Salvador83,0010.CF América Ciudad de MéxicoMéxico81,0011.Aurora FC Ciudad de GuatamalaGuatemala79,7512.CD Águila San MiguelEl Salvador74,0013.SV Robin Hood ParamariboSurinam69,00 UNAM Ciudad de MéxicoMéxico69,0015.CD GuadalajaraMéxico54,0016.Real España San Pedro SulaHonduras51,2517.Defence Force FC ChaguaramasTrinidad & Tobago48,0018.CD Luis Ángel Firpo UsulatanEl Salvador45,00 CD TolucaMéxico45,00 Washington DC UnitedUSA45,0021.Universidad Autónoma de GuadalajaraMéxico43,0022.CRKSV Jong Colombia Boca SamiNetherlands Antilles37,5023.CD MonterreyMéxico37,0024.Atlante FC Ciudad de MéxicoMéxico33,00 Deportivo FAS Santa AnaEl Salvador33,0026.Club Sport HeredianoCosta Rica31,7527.CD Atlético Marte QuezaltepequeEl Salvador30,2528.CD Cartagiñes CartagoCosta Rica27,5029.CSD LeónMéxico27,0030.Deportivo Suchitepequez MazatangoGuatemala26,0031.Los Angeles GalaxyUSA25,0032.Racing Club Haïtienne Port-au-PrinceHaïti24,0033.FC Pinar del RíoCuba21,0034.CSD Xelaju MCGuatemala19,0035.Pembroke Hamilton Club ZebrasBermuda18,00 Police FC St. JamesTrinidad & Tobago18,00 United Petrotrin Palo SecoTrinidad & Tobago18,0038.CD Motagua TegucigalpaHonduras16,7539.US Robert (Le Robert)Martinique16,0040.CD Universitario de Nuevo León México15,00 Puebla FCMéxico15,0042.Chicago FireUSA12,00 CS Uruguay de CoronadoCosta Rica12,00 Lambada FCBarbados12,00 Real Maya TegucigalpaHonduras12,00 Universidad Nacional Autónoma Honduras12,0047.CD Marathón SAn Pedro SulaHonduras10,0048.Puntarenas FCCosta Rica8,7549.CD Broncos TegucigalpaHonduras7,7550.CD Platense Puerto CortésHonduras7,5051.Club Cementos Novella Ciudad de Guatemala6,50 Deportivo México San JoséCosta Rica6,5053.ASL Sports ClubTrinidad & Tobago6,0054.Estrella HaitianaHaïti6,00 Etoile de Morne-à-l'EauGuadeloupe6,00 Hankook Real Verdes FC San IgnacioBelize6,00 Joe Public FC TunapunaTrinidad & Tobago6,00 L'Aiglon du LamentinMartinique6,00 Olympique du MarinMartinique6,00 Pachuca CFMéxico6,00 RKV FC Sithoc MahumaNetherlands Antilles6,00 San Francisco Bay BlackhawskUSA6,00 Santos FC KingstonJamaica6,00 Seattle SoundersUSA6,00 Violette AC Port-au-PrinceHaïti6,0066.CD Santiagueño Santiago de MariaEl Salvador5,2567.CD Juventud Olímpica SonsonateEl Salvador5,0068.CD y Social Vida La CeibaHonduras4,00 Independiente San SalvadorEl Salvador4,0070.Universidad Autónoma Honduras TegucigalpaHonduras3,25 Fuente
  7. Los de Atras vienen conmigo - Calle 13 No Line On The Horizon - U2
  8. Ayer llego Randall Azofeifa, se vino aun con su esposa en el hospital en labores de parto, en el vuelo que venia ayer le informaron que habia tenido su primera hija, y aun con todo esto se vino, y eso que fue llamado de emergencia por la lesion de Celso.
  9. JOKER

    Cual consola?

    Además con lo que cuesta una consola, aunque sea la más cara como lo es la PS3, no podria armarse una PC, que le corra los ultimos juegos. Es cuestion de gustos, yo tengo mi PC para muchas cosas brete, estudio etc, pero no es una PC Gamer, es más cuando pegue la rifa, los juegos que me interesaban ya los tenia para PS3, y que salvada que HoN no pide un maquinon, jaja, pero hay otros de esa lista como fallout que se que no me va a correr en mi compu, yo decidi comprar una consola porque no queria seguir metiendole dinero a la compu, y queria poder tener la oportunidad de si se me antojaba comprar algun juego nuevo, poderlo jugar sin preocuparme por los requerimientos, pero de ahi la circunstancia y casos de cada uno, por eso depende de gustos y colores. Y yo personalmente, creo que la PS3 tiene una mejor maquina que el xbox y que la diferencia en graficos se va mostrar en los juegos que vienen, he leido que la diferencia se va a hacer más que notable con el nuevo Final Fantasy, son rumores habra que esperar a que salga el juego
  10. Es XG creo yo!!!
  11. Ya todo quedo arreglado con la gente pertinente!!!!!!!!
  12. LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Video gaming will hit the big screen next month when Sony Corp unveils a new game title for its Playstation3 game console at movie theaters. On October 5 and 6, four theaters in San Francisco and Thousand Oaks, California, Rosemont, Illinois and Bellevue, Washington, will give viewers a chance to play the upcoming action game "UNCHARTED 2: Among Thieves" title -- on movie screens equipped with Sony digital-projection technology. Noticia Completa
  13. HEY HEY HEY, en la pagina se protegen los derechos de autor, esa frase es completo copyright de Slackman, que hagan algo los moderadores!!!!!!!!! Por lo menos deberia haber puesto un pie de pagina o entre comillas o algo.
  14. JOKER

    Street Fighter

    La mejor pelea de Street Fighter de la Historia:
  15. JOKER

    HoN!

  16. habran polls
  17. Apuesto que en los ultimos capitulos Hayden Panettiere(pongo el nombre de la actriz porque puede ser que esta vez sea un clon o una prima identica o algo asi) se muere evaporada o algo asi, y en el final de temp sale una imagen del humo moviendose, dando para especular que quedo viva.
  18. * If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human #####ing beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? * Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful! * The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand? * Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep Heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket (1987) Que cinton!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private? Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. [Referring to Lee Harvey Oswald and mass murderer Charles Whitman] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot?... Private Joker. Private Joker: Sir. In the Marines, Sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: In the Marines. Outstanding. Those individuals showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do. And before you ladies leave my Island, you will all be able to do the same thing. Toda la cinta deberia ser un quote!!!!
  19. Vi esto en otro foro, y me parecio tuanis, grandes quotes, ya sea del cine, de la television, comics, o libros, o discursos de grandes personalidades, seria en el formato, el quote entre comilla, y despues quien lo dijo y la referencia algunos. "Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever." "Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well". Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!" "So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it's war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" Los tres son de: The Joker, Batman: The Killing Joke (1988)
  20. Los malditos mensajes despues de cierta hora estan durando un mundo en llegar!!!!!!!!!!! HATE HATE ICE HATE!!
  21. Otro thread de facepalms
  22. Los ticos tambien somos los de elevar a alguien y vivir de glorias pasadas, desde el 2002 Guima ha ido de fracaso en fracaso, eso ha sido constante, en el 2006, llevo el equipo al mundial porque no habia un tercer equipo en serio a la concacaf, y los jugadores se querian hechar a pinto por estricto, además que sabian que el argollero ese los iba a llevar, desde el 2002, no ha hecha nada, 7 años de fracasos, es más le doy el logro de clasificar a la sele para el 2006, esa clasificación fue en el 2005, 4 años algo que haya hecho, en Panama fue declarado no grato por el papelon que hizo con esa seleccion
  23. Todo iba bien hasta ahi!
  24. OMG aun hay gente que cree en Guima lol, por eso estamos como estamos, gracias a dios que se esta dando la gran vida en dubai, y que ni loco se vendria para acá.
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