MORNING FUNNY

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing

God, she asked," Is my time up" God said, "No, you have another 43

years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided

to

stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement,

boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she

was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a

car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had

another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"

God replied,"Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you.

mae! Al chile que bueno!!! Asi son ahora... irreconocibles...

Jejejeje morir por la moda?

Rofl rofl. Lo más gracioso es el título, aparentemente sin relación alguna.