What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how as.s kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bull$hit and As.s Kissing that will put you over the top.

JAJAJA.. muy bueno!!

jajaja!!, esta muy bueno, y desgraciadamente, muchas veces cierto

ROFL! BUENISIMO

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z  is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how as.s kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bull$hit and As.s Kissing that will put you over the top.

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hahahaha y lo mejor de esto es q tengo el email original!!! de esta vara y es un correo serio donde te explica q la actitud ante la vara es lo mejor hahahahaha

q buena esta

127% por ciento de acuerdo

muchas veces,.... digo casi siempre es cierto.

###### q vcacvilon voy a seguir vesando traceros en cod

mae Darkbocker mae usted tiene toda la jeta llena de razon, yo creo q usted se rajo con este chile, tiene tanto humor como inteligencia y una pisca de inteligencia...

ahh mae otra vara, q mal q haya perdido el martes... yo vote y queria q usted pasara...

PD: sirvio???

que bueno ROTFLOL

LOLLLLL

... nothin' but the truth.

Como decía un amigo de mi tata... "Más valen los conocidos que los conocimientos..."

mae Darkbocker mae usted tiene toda la jeta llena de razon, yo creo q usted se rajo con este chile, tiene tanto humor como inteligencia y una pisca de inteligencia...

ahh mae otra vara, q mal q haya perdido el martes... yo vote y queria q usted pasara...

PD: sirvio???

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SGT aka Smithers

^^y jojojo