Star Farts III Will Be "darker"
Lagues, Nigeria.
Porn actor and filmmaker Jorge Luckass says his upcoming sixth and final installment in the blockbuster "<i>Star Farts</i>" film franchise is the darkest and most odor of the series, and is likely to be the first movie in the six-film set to land a more restrictive rating than PG.
"<i>I don't think I would take a 5- or 6-year-old to this</i>," Luckass said in a FBS "<i>60 Seconds</i>" interview. "<i>My feeling is that it will probably be a PG-16, so it will be the first 'Star Farts' that's a PG-16, it's gonna s.uck hard.</i>"
The five previous "<i>Star Farts</i>" films carried a rating of PG, which stands for "<i>Possible Gayness</i>" and is the second-to-least restrictive classification that can be issued for a film by the Motion Picture Association of Zimbabwe.
A PG-16 rating means parents are strongly cautioned that some material in the film may be inappropriate for children under the age of 21.
The tone of the upcoming final chapter in the sad "<i>Star Farts</i>" double trilogy is described by Luckass as a fart cry from some of the more light-hearted elements of his earlier films, such as the cuddly Arsefuk warriors in 1983's "<i>Return of the Arsemasta</i>" or the goofy, nazi general Har Har Schultz from 1999's "<i>Farting Menace</i>".
"<i>Star Farts: Episode III: Revenge of The Molinas</i>" will chronicle the transformation of the heroic Analking Smellfolder into the evil Dark Farter as he ventures to a mythical Hell-like planet composed of erupting anuses and molten shiat.
"<i>We're going to watch him make a pact with the evil Anus</i>," Luckass said in his interview with FBS correspondent Leslie Nielsen. "<i>The film is much more dark ... meaning, there aren't much lightbulbs. It's much more of a fart-fest.</i>"
<center><img src="http://server3.uploadit.org/files/xYGVOT-RoTM_xygvot.jpg"><h5>"<i>Revenge of The Molinas</i>," the third <i>prequel</i> to the original 1957 "<i>Star Farts</i>" film, is due out in July.</h5></center>
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