I SAY WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a beotch.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

Im SKINNY, so I MUST have an eating disorder.

Im a VIRGIN, so i MUST be prude.

im a SKATER, so i MUST be an idiot.

I'm a BIKER, so I MUST be very skilled.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be a GREEDY.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm an OREGONION, so I MUST hate white people.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I MUST be a stupid jock and get everything handed to me.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a HICK, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

im TAKEN, so i MUST be hot.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a skanky slu**.

I'm a DANCER, so i must be amazing at life.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slu**.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo

I'm a WHITEGIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm SHY, so I MUST have dirty lil secrets

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a NICE BUTT.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whor**.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a clubhead

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BOSNIAN, so i must be good at soccer

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm VENEZUELAN, so I MUST have a BAD ATTITUDE.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in SUPER SEXY

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER, so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im STRAIGHT EDGE, so i must be violent.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a VOLLEYBALL PLAYER, so i MUST have a nice ass

I'M MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so i MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so i MUST be a faggot self conceidted BIT**

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST hop fences

I'm FAT so I MUST love cake