I SAY WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a beotch.
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I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
Im SKINNY, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
Im a VIRGIN, so i MUST be prude.
im a SKATER, so i MUST be an idiot.
I'm a BIKER, so I MUST be very skilled.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be a GREEDY.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm an OREGONION, so I MUST hate white people.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I MUST be a stupid jock and get everything handed to me.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a HICK, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
im TAKEN, so i MUST be hot.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a skanky slu**.
I'm a DANCER, so i must be amazing at life.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slu**.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo
I'm a WHITEGIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm SHY, so I MUST have dirty lil secrets
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a NICE BUTT.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whor**.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a clubhead
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BOSNIAN, so i must be good at soccer
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm VENEZUELAN, so I MUST have a BAD ATTITUDE.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in SUPER SEXY
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER, so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE, so i must be violent.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a VOLLEYBALL PLAYER, so i MUST have a nice ass
I'M MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so i MUST be a faggot self conceidted BIT**
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST hop fences
I'm FAT so I MUST love cake
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