US plans on Mars invasion

Washington D.C., USA.<br><br>

Majors Stratton Hooligan and Grean Berrett made a public announcement in which is<br>

stated the United States will to invade planet Mars.<br>

Among the reasons named for such a decision are:<br>

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-"<i>Secret video shown Saturday morning reveals that Marvin the Martian is a brutal<br> military dictator.</i>"<br><br>

-"<i>Return peace, democracy and liberty to all martians.</i>"<br>

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But general media has heard from another source the '<i>true</i>' intentions of the Bush<br>

administration behind this yankee plan:<br><br>

-"<i>If there was water on Mars, there might have been life. If there was life on Mars, <br>

then there must be dead things. If there are dead things, there might be fossil fuels.</i>"<br><br>

-"<i>Mars itself is an intermediate goal, the ultimate prize is the natural gas of <u>Uranus</u></i>."<br><br>

Whether or not Bush will go ahead with his plan, remains to be seen when a motion<br> by the UN is presented this friday to the <b>Hall of Justice</b>.<br><br>

<center><img src="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:OWBK7ignKpIJ:www.gargaro.com/webpages/icreated/marvin.gif"><img height="84" src="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=tbn:BxIOZP61nfsJ:www.buttafly.com/media/friendster_satire/osama.jpg"><h5>Are these two planning something evil?</h5></center>