Tel Aviv, Israel.<br>

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According to government representatives, israeli prime Minister, Ariel Sharon has had<br>

contact with the undying ghost of legendary palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat.<br><br>

Arafat has been making requests on behalf of his people by some unorthodox means.<br>

"<i>He (Arafat) has been showing up in Sharon's dreams, mirrors, underwear and home toilets</i>"<br> states a reliable israeli source. <br><br>

Sharon's most valuable ally and personal friend, president George W. Bush has offered <br>

help. "<i>We can bomb Iran to stop this madness</i>" said Bush when consulted about the situation.<br>

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As for now, israeli authorities have classified this as an "<i>Undead Terrorist Attack</i>" made<br>by palestinians in their last effort to end over 50 years of disputes.

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