Kiila City Beach, LA, US.

A college spring breaker from Mushroomer was seriously injured when he fell from a balcony during a spitting contest in Kiila City Beach, LA, according to police.

Marlon McBrutus, 19, of Hazleton, Mushroomer, was on the second floor of the <i><b>Afrika Best Value Inn</b></i> about midnight this Tuesday when he leaned over the railing, lost his grip and fell onto concrete during a contest to see who could spit the farthest, said police Maj. Dood Humphreys.

McBrutus suffered head injuries and lost 60% of what authorities would dare to call "<i>a brain</i>", and was listed in stable condition this noon at eBay Medical Center's surgical non-intensive care unit in nearby Kiila City Beach.

"<i>We used to have falls daily</I>," police Lt. Joff Hoth said. "<i>This year's spring breakers are the most behaved I've seen in 15 years. There have been less idiots so far.</i>"

Last year, two spring breaker visitors were injured in balcony falls here, but <u>sadly</u>, both survived.

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<h5>Don't spit from balconies, unless you're an idiot like Marlon McBrutus.</h5></center>